embarrassing moments

so i like to record embarrassing moments as i remember them b/c i feel like i don't get embarrassed enough.

ok so this one happened when i was working at dave & buster's in san diego.  one of the other girls who worked in the office and i went to get lunch at a panda express and we were going to sneak it through the d&b to eat it in our office.

our boss was super paranoid about EVERYTHING (i don't think she knew we were working in an arcade) and told us we had to put the food inside d&b bags to hide it so no one would know what we had.  of course, i thought this was totally ridiculous but said i would do it anyway.

so we had our chinese food in plastic d&b bags and we're walking through the arcade and very loudly i turn to the girl who is with me and say "DOES IT SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD IN HERE?!?"  at which point the three men walking in front of me turn around... and they are, of course, three very angry looking chinese guys.

and then i don't remember what happened.  i think maybe i melted into the floor. the seems the only appropriate course of action.

and there you have it!