i'm spending the afternoon hydrating in an attempt to avoid a recreation of last night. i haven't been drinking enough water so i spent the second half of last night's show trying not to, uhhm, toss my cookies. not fun.
hey so this new feather in the hair thing, that's awesome. i think i will probably wait like 5 years until it's not cool anymore and then i will get one.
oooh dance moms marathon starting now. i guess that's the end of this update.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
whales and dolphins live in the ocean
ok, i wanted to write down this dream i had before i forgot it. you know how sometimes you have a dream that is so vivid that when you wake up you're confused about where you are? that's what happened to me.
so in my dream i was at the beach. i was on this sandy part and on either side was the ocean. there was a bridge / boardwalk type thing built across the sand. it was 10 pm and it was still light out and i thought that was odd but then someone told me it was because we were so far north. except we were in florida but that didn't matter to me, i accepted the fact that in northern florida it stays light later. i called my sister b/c i wanted to show her that it was still light out on my phone but she was like uhmm you called my house line i can't see where you are. so i hung up.
anyway i look to the ocean on my right and i see this uhmm herd of dolphins jumping out of the water and i'm like hey everybody look at this, except at the same time on the other side of the water there are killer whales doing the samething. so i'm like hey lets all stand on this bridge. and the dolphins and whales each start doing tricks like they would at seaworld.
and i was like oh my gosh they're having a dance off just like in west side story! it's like they're the jets and the sharks except they are dolphins and whales.
and then they start coming up on shore. like you know how at seaworld they come up and lay on the side? except we were at the beach so that's dangerous. and when they they came out of the water they weren't dolphins and killer whales... they were HUMPBACK WHALES. which are surprisingly smaller than i would have expected. because humpback whales are HUGE or so i've heard but in my dream they were between the size of a killer whale and a dolphin.
so anyway, people were running up to the side of the bridge to pet them and i was like STOP you will kill them because if they smell like you their moms won't take them back. and hey they might eat you or smash you with their giant tales, which are getting larger by the moment.
and then i left and i was talking to someone about how crazy it was that animals were doing those tricks in the wild and the person was like yeah well they just use their natural behaviors to train them at seaworld. and i was like oh yeah their natural behavior is to jump out of the water and spin? get out of my face!
and then i woke up and i was confused as to why i wasn't at the beach.
the end.
so in my dream i was at the beach. i was on this sandy part and on either side was the ocean. there was a bridge / boardwalk type thing built across the sand. it was 10 pm and it was still light out and i thought that was odd but then someone told me it was because we were so far north. except we were in florida but that didn't matter to me, i accepted the fact that in northern florida it stays light later. i called my sister b/c i wanted to show her that it was still light out on my phone but she was like uhmm you called my house line i can't see where you are. so i hung up.
anyway i look to the ocean on my right and i see this uhmm herd of dolphins jumping out of the water and i'm like hey everybody look at this, except at the same time on the other side of the water there are killer whales doing the samething. so i'm like hey lets all stand on this bridge. and the dolphins and whales each start doing tricks like they would at seaworld.
and i was like oh my gosh they're having a dance off just like in west side story! it's like they're the jets and the sharks except they are dolphins and whales.
and then they start coming up on shore. like you know how at seaworld they come up and lay on the side? except we were at the beach so that's dangerous. and when they they came out of the water they weren't dolphins and killer whales... they were HUMPBACK WHALES. which are surprisingly smaller than i would have expected. because humpback whales are HUGE or so i've heard but in my dream they were between the size of a killer whale and a dolphin.
so anyway, people were running up to the side of the bridge to pet them and i was like STOP you will kill them because if they smell like you their moms won't take them back. and hey they might eat you or smash you with their giant tales, which are getting larger by the moment.
and then i left and i was talking to someone about how crazy it was that animals were doing those tricks in the wild and the person was like yeah well they just use their natural behaviors to train them at seaworld. and i was like oh yeah their natural behavior is to jump out of the water and spin? get out of my face!
and then i woke up and i was confused as to why i wasn't at the beach.
the end.
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