did it all for the cookie

this is a story of something that happened today at work and i'm being lazy, so here is the cut and paste version from a previous sharing...

So last week at work my manager was talking to this girl and they were talking about needing a place to store gift cards and the girl was saying that he could use one of the cookie boxes for it. That was when I walked in and I was like 'umm is cookie box what you call your tummy, because that's where you keep all your cookies?' Anyway, it turned into this thing that we would call our stomach cookie boxes.

My manager walks in today and is like yeah you can't say cookie box anymore. And I was like what why. And he says well I was talking to my friend and I told him I need to get something to put in my cookie box and his friend was like what the hell, why would you say that?? And he was like what, that's what I call my stomach now and his friend was like no, you need to look up cookie box on urban dictionary.

Turns out it's a slang term for vagina.
 
So my manager told his friend that he needed to get something to put in his vagina.

and then i about passed out from laughing so hard.  gah, i don't think that story will ever stop being funny to me.