july times

i've been clean of soda for a week now.  a week, you fools.  i've also been off meat for, uhmm, let me count, FIFTEEN MONTHS.  i'm basically a champion of justice at this point.  no big deal, except yes, very big deal.

i'm super in love with the lego movie.  if you haven't seen it yet, stop reading this and go watch it right now.  i'll wait.

ok, so totally awesome right?  tonight i was out having a walk about and i came across this family who was all singing everything is awesome and it was the best moment of the day.  BOOM. everything is awesome, everything is cool when you're part of a team.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW.  i both hate and love my job at the same time. getting out of bed and getting dressed and going to work is the absolute worst but being at work isn't so bad and then driving home is, again, the worst.  maybe i should try living closer to work or something.  hmmm.  work is pretty entertaining and when i decide i want to be in charge of something, they just let me be in charge.  which is unusual but it works out for me because i like pushing people around.

i was trying to use the internet to learn about greek mythology just now and mostly it was like hey here's old fashioned pictures of naked dudes.  i didn't learn anything about mythology because i was pretty distracted.

THERE IS A COMMERCIAL ON TV ABOUT PUPPY MILLS AND NOW I WANT TO DIE.

hey y'all you should watch bob's burgers.  it's a funny cartoon.  cartoons are awesome, amirite?

oh man, guys, i am so hydrated right now.  take that soda!

alright, i'm going to try to get back into the habit of updating this thing.  you're welcome.