Sunday, November 25, 2012

esmeralda

andrew and i went to disneyland for a bit today.  after some rides and walking we decided to get some ice cream on main street.  while we were there we saw that box that has esmeralda the fortune teller.  it's a fortune telling machine similar to zoltar in big...
zoltar

esmeralda
anyway, andrew gets his fortune it's it's very generic 'follow your dreams and you will be happy' kind of stuff and i was expecting the same.  but it wasn't; it was very specific which made it super creepy.  so here it is:

Beware of the proposals made by a gray haired man, but take the advice and assistance that will be offered you by a middle sized and smooth faced one.  You will receive an offer to go to a small town and engage in business far different from the one now engaged in.  Accept it.  You will meet the one who will love you.  That love will be returned by you.  The first name of this person begins with M and you will be introduced at a place of amusement.

have i mentioned lately that i have a job offer for january for orem?  and it's definitely a different line of business.  ha.  but i'm pretty sure i'm not going to let esmeralda decide on my job for me.  also how would i explain that when i give my two weeks notice?  'well, i got this fortune on main street...'

anywho, i just thought i would share that because it cracked me up!

3 comments:

Lildonbro said...

Ha! That's crazy! It will be interesting to see how this plays out...watch out for the gray haired man.

Laurel said...

That's crazy! That's my favorite type of fortune.

Abigail said...

hahahaha.