buuuuurnur

so it's official, i live in virginia. you may have thought that happened about two years ago. but no, it happened today. i finally got virginia license plates. in my head i had convinced myself that acquiring virginia plates would be the most difficult thing a person could ever do. turns out it was pretty easy.

after the dmv handed me the plates and sent me on my way a friendly 'you're done,' i headed back to work to attach the plates. as i did this i started to get overwhelmed with the realization that i live in virginia. for real i live here.

as that fact sunk in, i did what i do when i feel emotions... dry heave. i don't why this has become the go to reaction over the last couple years. but whenever i feel excited, overwhelmed, stressed out, sleepy, basically anything, i start dry heaving. it's terrible.

i never actually throw up in these situations. i just get really close. i think that is a testament to the power of my brain. good job brain for not letting me throw up several times a day.

my brain also managed to convince that it would be a good idea to get a job at disneyland working on the jungle cruise. sometimes i wonder what happens to me in the night time. because more often than not i wake up in the morning thinking that some totally random thing is the most important thing i've ever thought of. like getting a job at disneyland, bringing my facebook back or going to hershey pennsylvania.

speaking of which, i really want to go to hershey. it's the best idea in the entire world. also i want to go to philly while i'm there.

i'm back on a running kick. good times. that is all.

one last thought. i hate commercials / tv shows that have ugly guys with hot girls. i don't know why but it makes me want to throw a rock at the tv. i think it misleads ugly guys about what they should expect from life.