for brittany

for dinner i'm eating a frozen chimichanga. well, a chimichanga formerly known as frozen. these always remind me of the movie encino man. hot on the outside, icy cold in the middle. what i really want to do with frozen chimichangas is put them on my ankles. they're killing me. we played ultimate frisbee yesterday. it was hot and sweaty. and by it, i mean me. that games involves a wicked about of running. ultimate frisbee is the universe's way of saying i have a lot of working out left to do. if we played frisbee every night we would all be seriously in shape.

it is currently 8 billion degrees in my house. i want to DIE. the heat sucks the will to live out of me.

so nate introduced me to this new gum. it's called stride shift. it starts as citrus and then becomes minty. i'm chewing some right now and it's amazing. it reminds me of willy wonka and that gum that turns girls into blueberries. except it doesn't turn you into a blueberry. i don't know how they do it. and honestly it's probably better not to know what's in it.

today i was driving to meet a friend for lunch and i noticed that there are a lot of cars on the road at 11 am on a thursday. where are all those people going? lunch with ann?

i wish i had something else to say. i feel all out of sorts lately. this makes the third week in a row that i've missed a day of work. there's just a lot going on i suppose. saturday dan arrives for memorial day weekend to remember. i bought a new mirror to replace the one that jumped in the shower. i'm trying to decide where to put it so it won't be tempted to jump.

hmmm... now i really want to get some donuts and watch willy wonka.

Funny Girl

things i don't want to deal with today: a list

1. the mirror in the bathroom that committed suicide. there is mirror everywhere. i'm just glad i was out of the shower when it decided to jump off the wall.

2. my hair. it's almost long enough to be normal. almost.

3. shoes.

4. my eyebrows. i really should have gotten them done yesterday. sadly on saturday mornings sleep seems more important than well groomed eyebrows. today that is not the case.

5. other people. no offense to other people. i just don't have the motivation for you today.

in case you haven't met me

in case you haven't met me i'm totally in love with qwantz.com. i'm also usually totally in love with some guy who just wants to be my friend. so when i read this dino comic today i nearly passed out. i hope it brings everyone else as much joy as it brought me.

oh t-rex you always know just what to say!

feeling like the weather

thanks to jim for sharing this song.

sickness

so i seem to have developed some sort of weird sickness where every night i get dizzy and feel like i'm going to vomit. it also makes me very tired. and nervous. that i'm dying. ha.

in other news, my new boss had a few of us fill out this survey yesterday. he had getting to know you questions and a couple questions about how we like to be dealt with, you know like if i want to be called every day, week, month or emailed instead. i filled it out... paused for a few moments and thought 'should i have been so candid?' and then sent it off. when i got in this morning he had responded simply: "wow." and then talked about how he thought h&m was a good store too. at least he didn't say 'so i noticed you're nuts!' that would have been worse.

tomorrow i'm going to a seminar and i'm going meet sarah palin. not really, but really.

things are going well. going well here and there. there's a lot going on and nothing all at the same time. it's a big waiting game.

i wish i had a friend here.

ok time for sleeping in hopes the queasy goes away.

run for your mud!